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Grammar Nazis

Mon Jan 4, 2010, 6:14 PM
In this journal, I'm going to be doing a rant-type-thing since I can't upload any drawings yet. I'm hoping to reinstall my tablet and transfer some things, but it's going to take a while.

Anyway, this rant is going to be about the infamous Grammar Nazis. These guys frequently correct others on the internet on grammar, punctuation, spelling, etc. A lot of people get really annoyed at them because hey, it's only the internet; who cares about that stuff, right? Well, I do.

I am really picky about grammar. When I am writing something, or reading something my friend has written, I will pick out and tell them if something is incorrect. Now, I am not claiming to be a master of grammar who never makes mistakes. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if I have several errors in this rant. I will, however, say that it gets really frustrating trying to read something when all the text is a jumbled mess of misspellings and run-on sentences. Not only are these difficult and annoying to read, but they also make the person who wrote them look uneducated.

I do believe practicing proper grammar, especially in professional writings, journals like this, and school papers, is very important. Although, I will back the statement that this is the internet. People use abbreviations, slang, and misspell things all the time in comments, or small posts. "gr8 job dood!" "sup?" "how r u?" "ttyl!" and so on. If it's something like this, it's understandable if you just don't give a crap about grammar because you're just giving a small announcement, or something along the lines thereof. One thing, though, I have trouble getting past is when someone types up a story or a poem, and it looks like it was typed by a four-year-old. As in, the spelling is horrible, and there are gramatical errors everywhere and you absolutely cannot follow what you are reading. Now, a couple of mistakes here and there I believe are acceptable. I mean, nobody's perfect and a few mess-ups are to be expected, but when your text looks like all you did was bang your hands on random letters on the keyboard, it's kind of sad.

So, I do believe practicing good grammar is important, it's no excuse to ridicule everyone who makes a mistake. If they ask for advice, give it to them nicely, and point out errors, but don't be a jerk. Small comments with small errors aren't really worth it, so let it go. Last, but not least, make sure you're really careful when it comes to something professional like schoolwork, and look up words you're not sure how to spell.

Wow, now my fingers hurt from typing. I just needed to let off some steam. Hey, this should be fun: If you see any spelling or gramatical errors in my "rant", let me know in the comments! :D Man, that would be ironic, huh? Like I said before, I'm no "Grammar Guru", and I know I make mistakes all the time. Kama, over and out!

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  • Playing: LEGO Batman
  • Eating: Reces Puffs
  • Drinking: Water

Thanks! :)

Sun Dec 20, 2009, 2:30 PM
I want to thank all of my friends and watchers for the 4,000+ views! Normally, I would do a little artwork for this occasion, but unfortunately my laptop is down and I can't install my tablet software on my family computer. It also had the Light Side chapter on it, so I can't work on that either. I am really sorry, especially to :icondragonwriter142: for not finishing it much sooner. As soon as I get my computer fixed, I'm going to work on it right away! :icondeterminedplz:

Once again thanks for the attention, and I hope you accept my apologies. ^^;

  • Mood: Daily Needs
  • Listening to: Dixie Chicks
  • Reading: Three Cups of Tea
  • Watching: Christmas Vacation
  • Playing: LEGO Batman
  • Eating: Reces Puffs
  • Drinking: Water

I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly or crazy

Fri Oct 9, 2009, 12:31 PM
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

X I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

X I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

xI'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

x I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

X I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

x I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

X I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

X I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

X I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

X I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

X I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

X I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

XI'm INTO THEATER ARTS, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

X I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

X I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

X I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

X I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST live in the outback.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

X I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

X I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

X I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I HURT MYSELF, so I MUST be emo.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop judging others, then POST THIS! Pick the stereotype that fits you the most, and put it in the subject when you re-post this.

  • Mood: Daily Needs
  • Listening to: Paramore
  • Reading: The Losers' Club
  • Watching: MST3K
  • Playing: Rogue Galaxy
  • Eating: Reces Puffs
  • Drinking: Water

Countries

Fri Oct 9, 2009, 12:24 PM
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
[ ] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit
[x] You're very happy-go-lucky
[x] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the
fairies
[x] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (Ugh, it's so annoying!)
[x] You're a decent artist
[x] You can be clumsy (I wouldn't say "clumsy" exactly, but I run into things a lot.
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something. (Yes, and I am thankful.)
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[/] You would surrender in a war situation.

(7.5/10)

Germany (Ludwig)
[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favourite foods
[x] You like to walk dogs/your dog (It's relaxing)
[x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. (Yeah, he's on someting)
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed too.
[x] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[ ] You work very hard, too hard...
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time' (Though I love being with my friends, sometimes being alone and reading or drawing is quite nice.)
[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[ ] You've had issues with money once or twice

(5/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)
[x] You're very mature
[x] You think everything over before saying it
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't fazed by the experience when you see one.
[ ] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people (I don't even know why.)
[ ] You're good at practical tasks.
[ ] You need time to adjust to new people.

(4/10)


The Allies

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x] You love hamburgers
[x] You think you're awesome (Yeah, key word, I do.)
[ ] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (I love watching movies!)
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (I like to call it "accidentally overhearing".
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[ ] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[x] You wear glasses.

(5/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur
Kirkland)
[x] You like tea (It's alright)
[x] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid (Heheh, oh yeah. Remember, Faith?)
[ ] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[x] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens
[x] You have tried doing black magic before (Yeah...)
[ ] You get drunk quite easily
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery

(5/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[x] You're very affectionate
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[ ] You love red roses.
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[x] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet Or a picky eater...

(3/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[ ] You had a very sad childhood.
[ ] You're very tall (I dunno, is 5'6'' tall?)
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[ ] You can seem intimidating to other people
[ ] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[ ] You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(2/10)

China (Wong Yao)
[x] You're very mature
[x] You're very superstitious
[x] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[x] You love Hello Kitty (Damn straght.)
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but is never taken seriously.
[x] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets

(8/10)


So I'm Chinese?

  • Mood: Daily Needs
  • Listening to: Paramore
  • Reading: The Losers' Club
  • Watching: MST3K
  • Playing: Rogue Galaxy
  • Eating: Reces Puffs
  • Drinking: Water

Tagged and Updates

Sat Sep 26, 2009, 2:03 PM
First

Friend: :iconincendiefaith:
Toy: A big stuffed dog.
Word: Uh-Oh!/Ball
Pet: Cinnamon (the cat)
Kiss: ...
Long trip: We took a road trip to Colorado. It sucked.
Day at school: I was really nervous! It was the first day of Kinder.
Fight: ...
Halloween: I was a unicorn.
Broken bone: I broke my wrist in the 1st grade.
Major Surgery: ...
Time driving: In a parking lot outside of a community college.
Party: Probably about my 3rd or 4th birthday.

Me and you

Name: On here, I'm known as Kama.
Birthday: December 8th
Address: ...
Build: Well, I'm 5'6'' and I have a long torso with shortish legs (I look kind of funny). XD
Personality: Creative and sensitive, optimistic, good sense of humor, easy going.
Style: Punk/Rockish. It's kind of a mixture of styles, I am not really sure how to describe it.

Favorites

Food: Spaghetti
Drink: Dr. Pepper
Ice cream: Cookies and cream
Color: Purple and black
Smell: Kitties.
Sport: Races

*Updates*

Ok, I thought I'd add these in here as well, I know I have been really bad with submissions lately, but don't worry, I am working on it and the next chapter of LSotM should be up sooner or later. I have been busy with school work and things like that, but I am working hard to write the new chapters, then when I get that out of the way, I will try to get some more submissions up on here. Please bear with me! Thanks! :)

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  • Reading: Brave New World
  • Watching: MST3K
  • Playing: Rogue Galaxy
  • Eating: Reces Puffs
  • Drinking: Water

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